How many of you people out there agree that your classmates are plain weird. right. maybe not ALL of them. just the minor few. (i can see some of you secretly smiling at the computer screen now..) *GRIN

i DEFINATELY think that i have some really weird classmates. they are so weird. sometimes i actually thought i was in a metal institute. hurhur

im sure ALLLLLL you humans who are studying noticed this. when you check yourself into a school. its like you just left homeland for some foreign country. everything. and i mean EVERYTHING just seems so scary. and unfamiliar. to make things worse. its so human nature.. everyone starts grouping themselves up. and there you’ll find yourself stranded under the stairs eating lunch. *pats you on the back

okay. im gonna make a list of the common groups we have..but im gonna scale it down to classroom size..

(1) the belle of the class usually accompanied by her two or three other pretty hot hot girlfriends
(2) Mr.eyecandy and all the other guys who dont look too good but wants in on the glory
(3) the fat people. (not much explanation needed here)
(4) the nerdy ‘i-do-ALL-my-assignments’ aliens
(5) loners

*you have to also take note of the langauge preferences. those can be divided within the groups.

BELLE AND HER GOSSIP BABES

she’s pretty. hot. she has brains. (please take note : some belles are BIMBOS) she’s everything you wished you could be. all the females in class wants to be her friend and secretly wished she’d get banged by a bus and die. everytime she walks into class. silence. all eyes on her. yup. thats her alright. your belle.

MR.EYECANDY AND HIS LOYAL FOLLOWERS

he might not be tall and dark. but i can safely assure you that handsome is definately present for this one. he’s got the attitude. and not to forget a whole class of ardent fans. agreeing and nooding their heads to every remark he makes. does it really matter if the answer he wrote on the board was correct? hum. thats a cute butttt!! *GRIN obviously you can safely say that guys around him calls him their closest kin to get a girl’s attention.

THE FAT PEOPLE

these people basically just goes on diets that never worked and never will work. they take up ALOT of space in the class and sometimes you’d turn to them for some entertainment when class gets so boring you cant even bring yourself to fall asleep.

THE NERDS

they are your teacher’s pet. and they shun the belles and eyecandies together with the entourage. yup. i present to you. the nerdy nerds. they are aliens. not humans. ALIENS!!

LONER

i-live-and-die-alone. i-am-gonna-close-my eyes-and-walk-into-the-wall-now. *struggles to look up.

*Wala!! i mean. of couse. the break down is definately not so simple. you still have your ah lians and ah bengs. plus your class clown. and not to forget the joker who keeps things alive. and the OUTCAST. yup. its like a whole reality programme isnt it? they totally should consider doing one on this. ITS REAL FOR ONE. you dont even have to script it.

*difference between your class clown and joker. JOKERS are often well liked because they brighten everyone’s day and only joke at the right times. everyone laughs at their jokes. (including the loners and nerdy people). CLOWNS are just idiots. (: no witty coments and mostly laughing at their own joke. these are the people you’d want to stick your pen knif through their hearts in boring BIOLOGY class. (could have been accidental.)

In my class. There happens to be two mr.eyecandy and it seems to me like ALL the females in class are their ardent fans. (excluding ms.divine and myself).

EYE CANDY #1 – STARRY STARRY

i mean come on. this guy has an ardent female fan who actually spent time counting the number of stars he has on his body. (im so tempted to buy star stickers and paste it all over him and watch her count them). hahaha.

EYE CANDY #2 – COMMON NAME YOU SAY?

every sentence is punctuated with his name. you hear it more often than you write the date on your assignment papers on the entire day. yup. same ardent fan he has. hahhaahah. lovely.

miss ardent fan has no personality. yup. zero.nil. zilch. she immitates a bit of everyone and TADA!!!! HELLLLO NEW ME. hurhur. weirdo.

alright. off for my fooood. lights out people. (:

ALL females are vain.

note: if you belong to the above gender. please. nod your heads in agreement. if in any case you’re shaking your head. go seek help quick. either from a mental institution or a plastic surgeon.

in my eyes. as long as you have a hole and have a thing for males. you are considered a female. unless otherwise you may want to check with your doctor.

i had this one velentine day gathering with some friends way back. and this really ridiculous ah lian who has limited vocabulary left me with something i’d never forget for as long as im breathing oxygen.

i’ve only met her once before the gathering and that was a casual outing with a few friends. ah lian was than introduced to me..

ahlian walks away……..

so all this while. we were out together but i spoke less than five sentences. and ah lian has done makeup touch ups for the 15th time. YES!! 15. in 1 hour. not that im complaining about it. but come on. thats tooooooooooooo much touch ups. god.

okay anyway. so after the movie. we split and i went home. and i had a phone conversation with my guy friend who happens to be her god-brother.

me: smalleyes!! thats fifteen times can.

me: but your god sister is seriously and definately more vain than i am.

conversation ends.

than comes valentines day.

my best friend and i went together. love him. (:

ahlian suddenly comes to confront me.

ahlian: eeehhhhhhhhhh you come here

now. dont hold back that laughter. dont. just let it go. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. wth!! that ah lian was obviously not making any sense. omg. anyway.

if you’re wondering do i still go to town. i STAY in town. so. yup. and i bumped into her a million times. she sure whacked hard with her very enthusiastic HIs.

hurhur. how ironic. humans.

HELLO 2008!! *grin

A year went by without me doing anything thats productive. apart from the fact that i went on a ‘lets all kill my liver’ rampage. does that even make any sense?

Right. I have decided to blog about my very exciting new year’s celebration. Lets see..

31st of december 2007 (8pm-11.30pm):

1) working.
2) boring work.
3) many trips to the ladies.
4) secretly wished i brought ear plugs (the REALLLY good ones) along. Those singgapore idol rejects must have decided to spend their new year’s eve counting down in BEDS. omg.

31st of december 2007 (11.30pm-11.45pm) :

1) reading msges that mostly read “happy new year blah blah blah blah great year blah. love and blah and blah”
2) cursing mobile phone for jamming yet AGAIN. yay! !@#$%^&%@#
3) reject boss’s request for selling those dirty spray things that makes you look like a disgusting undernourished fake snowman. (picture that in your mind. and we all say? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! gross.

31st of december 2007 (11.45pm-12.00am) :

1) decides to hide at the back alley till count down is officially over.
2) decided against it and walked across the road to ‘EN LOUNGE‘ to say hi to an old friend. Luckishim. (:
3) watch random people attack each other with that yucky spray thing like there was a prize to win if you sprayed the most humans. (how retarded)
4) stared fiercely at anyone who came within arms-length from where i was sitted if they had a spray can in their hands. (which in my opinion, worked like a charm *sweeeet)

1st January 2008 (12.01am-12.15am) :

1) countdown officially over.
2) drank a glass of whiskey soda.
3) sneaked out of work place in case boss tries to coax me into not leaving cause they were short-handed. hum.
4) laughed at those other random people who were covered in yucky spray things. HAHAHA!!

This marks the official start of 2008 for me.
in my next entry. i’ll tell you about a craaaazy pub waitress.
hurhur.